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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:23

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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is truer than that which is true?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
With retail cyberattacks on the rise, customers find orders blocked and shelves empty - AP News
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
NASA Science Community Budget Meeting POSTPONED - NASA Watch
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Sovereignty Wins 2025 Belmont Stakes, Beats Journalism in Final Triple Crown Leg - Bleacher Report
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
How is digital marketing important for business?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics